Officer Go Fuck Yourself Gets Removed from Duty

The ACLU jumped in and Officer Go Fuck Yourself was removed from duty after threatening to kill journalists and sweeping them with a loaded assault rifle.

More's the pity.

Now, we will all be killed by black men hungry for cigars.

Alas, Babylon.

His name was Go Fuck Yourself. His name was Go Fuck Yourself. His name was Go Fuck Yourself.

Officer Go Fuck Yourself, that is.

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